Listen y’all, pull up a chair and grab a glass of something strong. We need to have a real heart-to-heart.
For the last four years, the SuperBowl Cruise has been the absolute bane of my existence. I’m talking full-blown, floor-sobbing, "why did I choose this life?" mental breakdowns. Between entertainers ghosting, radio stations straight-up robbing me, and cruise ships making "power moves" that felt like a personal attack, I told myself: ABSOLUTELY NOT. NEVER AGAIN. It was not worth the stress.
I went into this year thinking it was my last one, so whatever happens, happens. I wasn't expecting joy, and I definitely wasn't expecting miracles.
The Universe Said: "Hold My Moët..."
Boy, was I wrong. It was like the universe said, "Let me show you something." As much as I’d love to take the credit, I can’t—it was the people. Everyone was Grown, everyone got along, and I had ZERO COMPLAINTS. Is that even possible?! We had the best group of people come together, and for the first time in years, this cruise actually brought me joy.
The Power Move: Taking Back Control
The secret sauce this year? I stopped letting the cruise ship run the show. I moved every single party (except one) OFF THE SHIP where I had full control:
- Jamaica: A Private Lobster Party that was legendary.
- Cayman Islands: A private venue that was absolutely wonderful.
- Bimini: A Private Oceanfront Party with fantastic food.
- The Ship: An Open Bar SuperBowl Party with Moët flowing and enough shots to make the Lord squint. They literally drank the bar down!
When I got home, I expected silence. Instead, I had 15 FIVE-STAR REVIEWS. I usually have to fight for a review; this time, the love was overwhelming.
✈️ THE COMEBACK: FEB 13th – 20th, 2027 ✈️
You convinced me. We are officially bringing it back for 2027, and we’re keeping that "Private Event" energy where I control the vibe.
The JetLife Event Package
This is where the real takeover happens. This package is sold separately from the cruise fare for those booking their own cabins who still want the elite experience.
Package Includes:
- Super Bowl Open Bar Party (Sea Day)
- Private Aruba Island Party
- Private Curaçao Takeover
- Private Martinique Affair
- Private St. Kitts Day Party
- Official JetLife Wristband, T-Shirt, & Gift Bag
💰 Secure Your Spot: Two Ways to Pay
We want the whole squad on board, so we’ve made the math easy.
- In-House Financing: Starts at $185.37 per month.
- Affirm Financing: Starts as low as $62.00 per month (subject to eligibility with Affirm).
The "Wait" Tax: Your deposit starts at $250.00, but it will go up $100.00 every month after today. Don't play yourself—lock it in now.
| Item | Price |
| JetLife Event Package | $850.00 PP |
| Double Seaview (Window) | $1,774.00 PP |
| Double Balcony | $2,088.00 PP |
| Double Insider (No Window) | $1,549.00 PP |
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