Y’all thought the fake-shuttle-Denzel story was where the Rio chaos ended? Absolutely not. Grab your drink, because we need to talk about the main event—the whole reason I packed my bags for Brazil in the first place: the iconic Rocinha favela photoshoot.
Ocean Views, Bad Food, and a Sudden Downpour
Before the photoshoot drama unfolded, I was out here living my absolute best life.
- Fairmont Hotel Nights: Had dinner, drinks, and watched a live jazz show overlooking the ocean. 10/10, immaculate vibes, phenomenal view.
- The Sunset Yacht Party: The yacht was stunning, the energy was high, and the ocean views were everything. The food? Meh, we won't dwell on that.
Everything was perfect... right up until the exact moment we docked. The sky opened up, it poured buckets, and every single one of us got completely soaked.
The Flu-Level Cough That Changed Everything
Fast forward to the next morning. Four of us woke up sick as dogs—headaches, coughing, sneezing, full-blown flu energy. But was I going to skip the Rocinha photoshoot that I had been planning for months? Absolutely not. I am a professional.
I hopped in the Uber to Rocinha, fighting for my life, coughing and sneezing uncontrollably the whole ride. And then... it happened.
I hit one violent, soul-crushing cough. And SPLASH.
Hold on Ninja.
I went straight to the bathroom to try and freshen up, praying nobody noticed. Oddly enough, nobody said a word to my face. I walked out that door, saw Anthony and Laura laughing, and assumed they were just being silly.
Baby, I had no idea the splash made a full appearance on camera until I watched the video playback later. A whole front-and-center moment! But listen—the fit was cute, the background was iconic, and the content was secured. Leak and all.
Would I do it again? In a heartbeat. (Just with some DayQuil and Depends next time.)
We're Going Back: Brazil Takeover Halloween 2027
If you want a trip that gives you luxury, oceanfront jazz, epic yacht parties, and stories you’ll be telling for the next ten years, you need to be on the plane with us next time.
What’s included for Brazil Halloween 2027:
- 3 Nights in Rio de Janeiro: Staying at the iconic beachfront Fairmont Hotel.
- 3 Nights in Salvador da Bahia: Heading straight to the heart of Afro-Brazilian culture, history, and nightlife.
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— Marie
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