It was in the Juneteenth bags! Now it's under your car seat!
Let me keep it cute but real—I gave everybody the schedule for our upcoming events weeks ago, personally packed in the JetLife bags. And still... every time I ask, “You coming to the Sneaker Ball?” somebody hits me with: “Wait, what Sneaker Ball?”
So yes, Dave asked me to postpone it, and I said cool. But since clearly the original schedule is somewhere under your car seat, let’s run it back.
Here’s the official updated list of St. Pete /JetLife Events, plus every major vacation you still got time to join. Screenshot it, save it, be better.
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🎟️ Upcoming Events
SuperCats Linen & Sundress Day Party | 📍July 20 | 3PM–8PM
Birthday vibes with grown energy. RSVP required — reach out to Kara or Carlos to get on the list. No list, no entry.
We’re Nominated AGAIN | Voting Starts 📍July 22
Best of Tampa Bay done put JetLife up for another award. AGAIN. Like WTF, how we keep winning and still flying commercial . Link coming soon. You BETTER vote. Don’t have me out here losing to a food truck with a passport stamp.
Keith Sweat (Private Suite Experience) | 📍July 25
Reach out to Beau Williams or call .
$275 includes suite access, food, cocktails, and the man himself begging on stage.
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Rod Wave Concert | 📍August 29
Details dropping soon (Dave moving slow again). Financing will be available. Private box, food, and dranks. Stay ready.
Sneaker Ball Birthday Bash | 📍August 30
Dave, Carlos, and Asia's Big Birthday Bash.
The Spot | 9PM til the baby oil wears off.
JetLife Vacations — Where Luxury Comes With a Side of Sass
Bali October 16th -23rd 2025
7 nights of luxury. Floating restaurants. Swings. Vibes.
Less than $87/month. NOT paid off before you go.
www.jetlifevacation.com | PASSPORT REQUIRED
SuperBowl Cruise 2026 | Feb 7th -14th
7 nights. No kids. $700 bar tab. Private parties.
Specialty dining included. Dave ain’t throwing a party—he’s on this ship WITH ME.
As low as $65/month.
NO PASSPORT NEEDED
CANCUN & TULUM | May 29–June 2, 2026
4 nights. Sexy ASF. In-house financing: $99 down OR pay later with Affirm, Klarna, AfterPay, Uplift.
PASSPORT REQUIRED
ST. CROIX | June 18–22, 2026 (Juneteenth)
All-inclusive at Hard Rock. This one’s still marinating, but keep your third eye open.
BRAZIL | July 2–8, 2026
Private yacht, Afro-Brazilian culture, and you.
$99 down or easy pay options.
PASSPORT REQUIRED
DUBAI & QATAR | Sept 3–9, 2026
I put my FOOT in this one, okay? Rooftop dinners, desert glam, yacht party.
$99 down or pay later.
PASSPORT REQUIRED
📞 Quick Note About Communication
I love y’all — really, I do — but if you’ve got my personal number, please know I don’t handle bookings or support via text. I don’t even text much personally unless it’s something like “I’m outside.”
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