Listen, for four years, I’ve been trying to crack the Super Bowl Cruise algorithm like it was top-secret code. At one point, I literally vowed on a stack of Bibles that I was never doing it again. Done. Finished. OUT. 🛑 But as we sit here SOLD OUT, I figured it was time to be real about why this year is different.
The Struggle was REAL 😤
People hit my website and say, "Marie, your price is higher than Virgin’s." Correct. And it should be. 💅
I give you 10 months to pay with zero interest—when I probably should be charging interest for holding those spots. I’ve got Affirm options for zero down and as little as $102 per month just to make it accessible for you.
On top of that, I’m out here personally funding:
- 👕 The custom T-shirts
- 🎒 The curated gift bags
- 🥂 The private party venues
- 🛥️ And YES, those JetLife parties cost real money to produce!
We aren’t just booking you a cabin; we’re giving you a VIP lifestyle. When people tell me, "Well, I don't drink" or "The boat already has parties," I have to ask: "Then why did you click my post?" (lol). The answer is always: "Because I loved your video." Exactly. You want the JetLife vibe, and I can’t compete with a billion-dollar company’s "budget" pricing while I'm out here footing the bill for your luxury experience. 👑
How I Elevated the Game in 2026 🚀
I didn’t just change the boat; I changed the entire blueprint. Instead of begging the cruise line for a tiny boardroom, I took our events on land for more space and better vibes. 🏝️ We upgraded to Virgin’s all-adult luxury, and our Super Bowl Party now starts at Moët and goes up. 🍾 I’m not just booking cabins anymore—I’m producing a high-end takeover.
The 10% Chance I Bring it Back
- The 5-Star Challenge: Every customer this year promised a 5-star review. ⭐ I will NOT bring this back unless those reviews drop. We have people coming from DC, Baltimore, Chicago, St. Pete, Boston, California and Texas. There’s no reason we shouldn't have 300 people next year if the word gets out!
- The Future Itinerary: If I decide to bring it back, we’re talking Aruba and the French islands. 💅
The Signature 2026 Events
You know my specialty is the JetLife Parties. I live for this:
🦞 Lobster Party in Jamaica
🐚 All-White Lobster & Conch Party in the Bahamas
🍹 JetLife Tiki Orange Party in the Caymans
I guess we’ll find out in three weeks if this was a "one-time-only" or the start of a new era. ⏳
What do you think? Should I bring it back? Let me know in the comments! 👇
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