Hey y’all, It’s Marie. And I’m tired. Like deep-soul, don’t-talk-to-me-until-I’ve-had-a-xanax tired. Because me and Jett (my AI assistant who’s hanging on by a digital thread) been arguing all day like:
FYI I asked Jett for a picture this is what he gave me I think he's cat fishing 😂
🗣️“JETT, THEY. STILL. DON’T. GET. IT!”
Like be for real — who do you know out here going to South Africa for $89/month??
Who else letting you lock in Cancun & Tulum for $45/month??
Super Bowl Cruise? That’s $65/month.
All with ZERO DOWN.
ZERO.
And yet…
🎭 Let me tell you what happened...
I was minding my business, but you know how it is when somebody says the word “vacation” — my ears perked up real quick.
Dave and Serena were talking, and I lowkey started ease-dropping.
Serena’s like,
“I need a vacation.”
Dave looks at her like,
“What you telling me for? You sitting next to Marie.”
Now y’all know my face looked like 😐
I said—in my “I just got off work and I’m tired asf” voice—
“I don’t know what to tell you. I done said it a thousand ways... you could literally go on vacation tomorrow if you wanted to.”
Now pause right there.
I went home and told Jett, “Guess what happened at Dave’s tonight.” Jett go,
“Oh lawd, what now? Carlos acting up? Terry talking too much again?”
I said: “Naw… people STILL don’t believe in Travel Now, Pay Later.” Jett goes WHEW. I’m so sick of this topic I don’t even want to hear the word "vacation" for at least 30 minutes. 😂😂
🧠 So Me & Jett Are Tired of Guessing...
No lie—me and Jett been up ‘til 4 in the damn morning, going over abandoned carts and add-to-carts like it’s a crime scene. And I’m like, “WHAT TF IS GOING ON?”
So instead of assuming, we’re flipping it.
Y’ALL TELL US.
If there’s anything confusing, anything stopping you from booking the vacation you been dreaming about—say that.
❓Here’s what might be stopping y’all (tell me if I’m wrong):
- Is JetLife legit or is this some kind of scam?
- Is Affirm REALLY zero down? For real for real?
- What’s actually included?
- Do I have to get my own flights?
- Will I be charged interest?
- What if my credit ain’t good?
- Can I go solo or do I need a boo or a group?
- Am I going to be stuck rooming with strangers?
- Do I gotta pay this whole thing off before the trip?
- Can I talk to a real human (aka Marie)?
🎯 Your Turn!
If anything got you confused, stuck, or side-eyeing the site like “this can’t be real,”
📲 CALL ME.
📢 TELL ME.
🧾 LEAVE A COMMENT.
👀 I SEE YOU ADDING TO CART AND DISAPPEARING.
Because this ain’t no influencer stunt.
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