What They Don’t Tell You About a Kenya Safari (But I Will)

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Kenya Safari. The Good. The Bad. And Should You Be Scared?

  By Marie, CEO of JetLife Vacations
Voted Best Travel Agency 4 Years in a Row
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JetLife Vacations Kenya 2019, 2021, 2023

First Things First...

Let me start by saying this: Kenya Safari is one of the BEST vacations I’ve ever been on. Period. Pair it with Zanzibar and baby... chef’s kiss. 💋 BUT just because I loved it, doesn’t mean you will. And if you’re gonna show up mad, complaining, or bringing weird energy on MY vacation? Please respectfully stay home. 🫶🏽

🦓 THE GOOD STUFF

Let’s get into what makes this a trip you'll never forget (and not just cuz of the jet lag):

🙌🏽 It’s Giving... Holy Spirit, Activate

I’m talkin’ tingles.
The kind you get in a new relationship—or when “Never Would Have Made It” plays and you feel the presence of every ancestor that fought for you to see this view.
You will cry. You will clutch your chest. You will whisper, “Wow… thank you, God.”

🐘 Animals in Their Natural Vibe

You’re not at a zoo. You’re in the bush.
Baby giraffes. Elephant families. Zebras pulling up to the water like it’s happy hour.
And get this — the vegetarian animals eat together first, while one of them stands guard. They move like a community. A tribe. Then the carnivores come through after. You’ll watch this every night like it’s Netflix.

One morning I watched a lioness walk silently across the horizon, call out once, and three cubs came tumbling out of the tall grass like they knew it was breakfast time. That’s the kind of stuff you don’t forget.

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🌅 Sunset + Wine = Everything

Daytime? HOT AF.
Nighttime? Chilly, cozy, and perfect for sipping wine by the fire as the sun dips into the savannah. The sky turns this deep burnt orange and you just sit there stunned.
Even as a Dubai & Thailand girlie who loves energy… Kenya is nothing but a divine, quiet, spiritual flex.

Sundowners

🏕 Tents Nicer Than Your Apartment

Yes, it’s a tent—but baby it’s luxury. Clean bathrooms, comfy beds, no raggedy vibes.

🍽 Gourmet Food + Bush Wine Nights

Meals? Chef-cooked.
Spa time? Included.
Wine? Well… we drank the whole damn bar and poor Alfred had to fly to Nairobi to restock us. (Yes, a 30-min flight. Yes, just for wine. Yes, we’re that kind of group.)

Picture this: it’s 2:00 AM in the bush, we’re playing cards, passing popcorn, arguing over who’s cheating in spades.. and the staff is right there vibing with us like family. It’s not just luxury—it’s connection.

👣 The Maasai Tribe Experience

Listen. You will learn:

• More cows = More wealth. Period.
• Sparkly white teeth? Brushed with leaves.
• Those high jumps? A ceremony to win over a woman.
• Yes, that warrior really has 5 wives. And yes, he’s handling all of them.
• Women build the houses… with cow dung and dirt. Don’t knock it.

💎 And don’t even THINK about haggling their beadwork down to $5. The tribe will politely tell you to keep it moving. They know their worth, and I love that.

But the most mind-blowing moment?
Seeing kids walk through lion territory like it’s a sidewalk.
I was shook. But the tribe elder calmly told me: “We don’t bother them, they don’t bother us.”
Whew. Powerful.

Maasi Mara Tribe

😬 THE NOT-SO-CUTE PARTS (But Still Worth It)

Let’s keep it real...

1. The Wi-Fi Is Ghetto

You will disconnect whether you like it or not. This ain’t no influencer trip with ring lights and 5G. Deal with it.

2. That Little-Ass Prop Plane

If you have prop plane trauma like me… whew.
My first time, I was cool. Until the pilot said, “Zebra Plains, y’all are stop number FIVE.”
Girl. It’s like a bus route in the sky. We went up and down 5 times. Every time I say never again… and yet, I’ve been 4 times. 🙃 (Take a Xanax. You’ll live.)

3. The Darkness Hits Different

At night? It’s BLACK.
And quiet. Like, hear-a-cricket-fart quiet.
Then you hear something moving outside the tent and your brain’s like, “So this is how I die.” You’re not in danger, but your imagination will absolutely betray you.

4. HOTTER THAN FLORIDA IN JULY

Pack light. And I don’t mean luggage.

5. No TV in the Tents

You thought you were gonna binge “Love & Hip Hop”? LOL.
If you didn’t download your stuff or bring a book... it’s just you, the stars, and maybe a hyena hollerin’

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😨 Should You Be Scared?

Nah. You’re good.
You’ll have a warrior assigned to you.
I was terrified my first time so this man literally stood outside my tent all night.
Kenya don’t play about safety.

🎒 What to Pack (From a Real One)

• High-Powered Personal Fan — $40 and your best friend.
• Military-Grade Mosquito Spray — Not Dollar Tree. Real DEET.
• Snacks — Don’t judge me.
• Movies + Books + Playing Cards — Ain’t no Netflix.
• RED CLOTHING — No green, no camo. That’s hunting gear. Red is what the tribe wears, and there’s a reason they’ve had zero incidents.

✨ FAQ: Quick Safari Answers

Is it safe?
Yep. You’ll be assigned a warrior and travel with experienced guides at all times.

Is it luxury?
Yes ma’am. Chef-cooked meals, spa time, gorgeous tents, and views for days.

Is it scary at night?
A little — but only in your head. You're surrounded by trained staff and Maasai warriors.

Can I finance it?
Absolutely. Affirm-friendly. Zero down. No payments for 30 days. Monthly payments around $100 depending on what you choose (subject to eligibility).

🚨 It’s Never Too Late — Because JetLife Offers Travel Now, Pay Later

💳 Zero down
⏳ No payments for 30 days
💥 Up to 2 years to pay
📞 Call 727-498-7636 to get started

Book today, gone tomorrow.

💎 Why JetLife Kenya?

Because we’ve been there, done that — and didn’t just go for Instagram.
We’ve personally vetted every lodge, met the staff, eaten the food, tested the beds, and watched the sunset from every corner of the Mara.

We don’t play when it comes to luxury or loyalty.

Vendors and lodges beg us to visit and promote them... but if we wouldn’t sleep there ourselves, it’s a hard NO.

We only ride for places we trust with our name and your experience.

🔥 8 Lodges. Handpicked.

From:

• “Get Your Feet Wet” intro-level luxury
  to
• “Girl, Give Me the Glam” — the private pools, the turn-down service, the chef on standby, and yes, pass the champagne please.

Whatever your vibe — bush baby or bougie baddie — we got a tent with your name on it.

JetLife Kenya is TRUSTED, LOVED, and TRIED & TRUE.
If I can’t represent a vacation with my eyes closed, we’re not going.

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